Einarr has made quite a splash as the Viking Stripper aboard a gay cruise, making his new mate Gus very insecure in the process. The ship is a smorgasbord of easy sex and Robert, Gus's scheming ex-boyfriend, is determined to get his hands, as well as other parts of his anatomy on the handsome Icelander. But Einarr has a secret - he's a rootin', shootin', back-door lootin', living troll.