[Book 3 of the Castle Perilous Series] Castle Perilous is a magic castle full of mystery and adventure but sometimes even magic castles can go awry. This particular castle has the power to send its guests to 144,000 alternate worlds, each a fantastic voyage to the unknown, but each voyage seems to backfire on the voyager. Computer whiz kid Jeremy is stuck on a planet of golf-playing dinosaurs. Gentrified Gene finds himself a on a planet infested with amazon women where the queen has taken a particular shine to him and only Lord of the Castle Incarnadine can stop this witty madness from shaking down the foundations of Castle Kidnapped.