Sami's life experiences don't extend far outside the nearest mall, but tonight she's widening her horizons. Abandoned by a coworker in the Pennsylvania woods, she hunkers down bravely to wait out the dawn so she can wreck havoc on the creep who left her there. When gunshots awaken her in the middle of the night she fears the worst. Instead, she's confronted by a beautiful man in a hokey costume. Her life couldn't get more bizarre. WRONG!