WORMS IN THE APPLE OF PARADISE! CRIME IN TAHITI: Just like the golden-skinned vahines, it's not like it is anywhere else … A con man who pulls gold nuggets from the bellies of fish … A banker who drops dead at the front-door delivery of his own coffin … An animal-rights sex-kitten who murders a foie gras producer next to his goose pens … A million-dollar sniffer dog stabbed to death for reasons unknown … A seven-foot transvestite hooker who brutalizes her clients … BUT FOR BIZARRE CRIMES, A UNIQUE DETECTIVE: COMMISSAIRE de POLICE ALEXANDRE TAMA: Amateur magician, the fattest man in Tahiti and its champion trenchman, he's also the toughest and smartest cop in the Islands--A relentless Chief of Police who tracks down the local troublemakers with the same intensity he devotes to the never-ending search for the perfect boeuf bourguignon.…