"When we agreed to collaborate on this effort, what I had in mind was a Romance. Not Erotica, not even Romantica. A Romance. Something I could sign my own name to, and could boast about at choir practice. Something that I could watch my friends read without blushing in embarrassment." But it doesn't work out that way. Two ladies of a certain age set out to write an innocent little romance. But something goes awry. The two compete to put their heroine into dangerous and compromising positions. Poor Charlotte becomes the angel of Sodom as she endures leering dukes, pirates, a mad physician, a French brothel, an evil queen, and a prince who is more of a princess. Along the way, they share stories of their own erotic adventures. Join Maggie, Ellie and Charlotte for an erotic romp that will leave you smiling.