First by John Richters The very first vampire is still around today but he's about to make a colossal mistake. The trap is set and First is about to walk into it. Will he survive to prey another day? Dating Sucks by Melanie Marks Irelan has a new boyfriend. She really hopes she doesn't kill him. The Effect of Degraded Food Supplies on Indigenous Populations by Jaleta Clegg Modern life takes a toll on more than just humans. What about the poor vampires trying to subsist on our cholesterol laden, prescription laced, chock-full-of-additives-and-preservatives blood? Vlad and his cohorts decide to relocate, with disastrous results. Forbidden by Frances Pauli It's Lorenzo's birthday, and this vampire wants more than blood--he seeks the forbidden?