What do you do when you run into your favourite TV chef and fall in lust with his assistant at a book signing in Malta? How do you get the chef's lover to yourself when you're invited to their hotel for dinner? During a visit to Malta, Luca attends a book signing by world renowned French chef Jean-Pierre Gonflé, but is turned on by his young assistant, Michel. After a rushed encounter in their van, Luca wants to repeat the experience in more comfort, so when he is invited to Gonflé's hotel for a bang-up dinner, he schemes to get Michel alone. But he reckons without the seductive culinary expertise of the famed chef and his attitude to gastro porn.